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Stonehenge, England.

Posted on Nov 24, 2017

“And we had the Pagans in Britain. You didn’t really have the Pagans here. You had the Native Americans and it was much more of a warrior, aboriginal-type existence, and… we had the Pagans. They were into sex, death, and religion in an interesting night-time telly type of way. And we had the Druids! Long white robes, long white beards, early transvestites, didn’t get their shaving together; and they built Stonehenge, one of the biggest henges in the world. No one’s built a henge like that ever since. No one knows what the fuck a henge is! Before Stonehenge, there was Woodhenge and Strawhenge, but a big bad wolf came and blew them down, and three little piggies were relocated to the projects.”
– Eddie Izzard